Michael and Mickey!

Smile!

Anyone who thinks Michael Jackson reminds you of Mickey Mouse say "I"!

Well, lets break it down:

1. Both are sorta dead and replaced with wannabes.







Rihanna looking awfully familiar...








Miley's no Mickey!

2. Both live in a land of magic, mystery and fun!

Disneyland!

Neverland!

3. Both have a family who leech on their fame.

Im on the disney channel too!

Fake tears.

4. Both have noses we adore!

Small nose!

No nose.

5. Both are well loved by children.









I love you, Mickey!








I'll die with you, Michael!







6. Both love children.






"Lift off!"











"Weeee!"













Lastly,




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Both are black with a white face!

"Say Cheese!"

Say Oreo!

R.I.P, MJ!

AMAs: The True Winners.

The AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS!

www.abc.com

www.dailynews.com

"Who's the fairest of us all?"

Yes, we know Taylor Shit won EVERYTHING...

Courtesy of Agencies

"ME? AGAIN? SHUT UP Y'ALL!!"

Thanks Tay. But since you weren't there to collect your awards PLUS you totally robbed the dead man of Artist of the Year, we won't be spending much time on you in this entry.

Lets talk about the REAL winners. Here at Divattitude, true winners are SURVIVORS.

Winner No.1: Rihanna

"I survived boyfriend abuse!"

Winner No.2: Whitney Houston

"I survived cocaine abuse!"

Winner No.3: Lady Gaga


"I survived my sex-op"

Winner No.4: Janet Jackson

Courtesy of BAM

"I survived my brother's death."

Winner No. 5: Kelly Clarkson

Source: www.examiner.com

"I survived a heart attack."