Twilight!The movie about blood suckers who bloody suck!
(Sorry for the lame pun.)
Bella: "Mum, now that you have a new and exciting life with another man, are you sure you don't want me to be part of it?" Rene: "Er, not really."
Bella: "Won't you miss me?"
Rene: "Yeah wadever. Go live with your father in that creepy small town. "
*KISS*"Finally I can lead my own life."
Cannot b e l i e v e there's no WALMART in this damn town.
Im sooo unpopular at school.
No one gets me.Everyone is so into pop music and fashion
and Im into vampires and creepy forests.
Argh no one's ever going to be my friend.
lemme go explore the creepy looking woods alone.
Oh its a deer!
Would you be my friend?
Bastard.
Argh something smells gross.
Oh its a smelly guy.
Bella: "Hi im bella. I just moved here." 
Smelly guy: "Im edward. I hold a dark secret that I can't tell you what it is."
Bella: "Just wondering...do you ever bathe?
Cos all of a sudden you are like 1 feet from me and..."
Edward: "Do you want to know my secret?"
Bella: "Not really. Its your secret and Im cool with that."
Edward: "But Im really mysterious...aren't you even a little curious
about what Im hiding?"
Bella: "Er, firstly, I just got to know you.
Secondly, you did say its a secret."
"Im a 108 year old vampire." 
"..."
"Ok that totally explains the smell."
"You are really pretty."You remind me of my first love, Cher.
Thats 90 years ago, when she was 16.
"I think I might actually fall in love with youwhich might get tricky
cos it means that i will start craving for blood."
"Well does it mean you have to suck blood from my neck?Cos if its just blood you need...
I am having my period."
EWW.
I need fresh blood of a hot, beautiful virgin.
Bella: "Like Miley?"Edward: " Er I did specify hot, beautiful AND virgin..."
(Finally some ventillation)
..
.
I got an idea...
Back in school the next day...
"Hey hot, young virgin, Im having a party in the creepy woods tonight.
You so totally got to be there."
"OMG! Let's all go!"
Delicious!THE END!
HAPPY 2010!
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