The Horse Awards

THE GOLDEN HORSE AWARDS!

So, which Diva will be awarded the prestigious Horse award for the most Horsey Face?

Is it the one trick pony singer from X factor :

Leona Lewis for her debut songs "Run" and "Horseprints in the Sand".

"NNNNEEEIIIGGHHH!"

Or would it be past 5 years' winner, Sarah Jessica Parker?

"I have this in the bag, bitches"

SJP gallops through the streets in the movie "Sex in the Stable".

Or would it be this year's darkhorse, Amy Winehouse:

For her ability to look really whore-ish most of the time.

And the winner is...
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AMY!!!

*GASP*

"WHAT?"

There you have it, this year's winner of The Golden Horse Award.

She wins:

ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF HORSE FOOD!

Now back to the stables, Winehouse.

Or should we say, Winehorse!