Life's Great!

Just when you think that:

being 48 (but looking like you are approaching 84)...

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still single...



sleeps with a cat
in a 4 bedroom council house...

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have no chin...



have bushes for eyebrows...

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MENOPAUSAL...


FAT...

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means that you would probably be
MISERABLE
for the
REST OF YOUR LIFE

barcroft

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always remember
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LIFE'S GREAT!

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RUN FREE, Subo!